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Ladies Sports Brief

Sit me on your hips and my smooth flat elastic waistband and drawcord will make you feel snug and secure in the water. C-Infinity is 100% chlorine resistant with brilliant colours and durability. Sold as separate.

• I’ve got a moderate leg rise and full rear coverage to keep your peaches packed peacefully in position.
• Remember you can tie my drawcord to keep me tight and secure so I won’t go anywhere without you.
• I’m sold separately.
• I’m made with all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and we’ll strap you into our surgeon’s chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.